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How to be Sheikh Rashid (in 11 easy steps)

How to be Sheikh Rashid (in 11 easy steps)

The most important rule? Always, always, always carry a cigar
29 Oct, 2016

Did we just witness a 007 moment yesterday? Because Lal Haveli looked like a scene from James Bond.

Who needs push-ups when you have a man who can outdo law enforcement, right? And no, we're not talking about Salman Ahmad and his narrow escape from the police, we're talking about the new bada** in town, Sheikh Rashid.

Now that the Awami Muslim League leader is the new icon who has taken the internet by storm, here's how you too can be Sheikh Rashid in 11 easy steps:

1) Make a promise and stick to it:

2) Have a punchy tagline/comeback ready when attempting a master feat:

3) Have a getaway car on standby, one that your opponents will never suspect you to travel in:

4) Make your escape via the shadiest route possible:

The more peechay kee gallis the better.

5) Have a bhangra-style entrance ready:

6) Podium? That's old school brah. Make your speeches from atop a van:

7) Always, always, always carry a cigar, because you've gotta show 'em who's boss:

8) Throw in a victory sign, because the government hates those:

9) Add a rap for the new Ke$ha generation:

10) Top off your look with a topi:

11) And finally, give love where it's due:


Disclaimer: this article is categorised as humour/satire. Its content is not meant to be read literally, and the views expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of the writer or the views of the IMAGES editorial staff.

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hassan Oct 29, 2016 03:27pm
Hate him or Love him but you can't ignore him.......
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Khan Oct 29, 2016 03:27pm
No doubt, he has won the 1st match but tournament is still going on.
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Hassan Oct 29, 2016 03:32pm
LoL no doubt sheikh saaab put a good show !!! sheikh saaab chuk kay rakho !!! inshallah 2 NOV same !!!
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Abx Oct 29, 2016 03:38pm
He is a gangsta and the james bond of Pakistani politics
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Ravi Oct 29, 2016 03:48pm
And don't forget to display the pajama nada....hehehehe
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Iqbal rangoonwala Oct 29, 2016 03:51pm
Good leader
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Iqbal rangoonwala Oct 29, 2016 03:52pm
Great tiger of pakistan
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Iqbal rangoonwala Oct 29, 2016 03:52pm
James Bond of asia
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Az Oct 29, 2016 03:59pm
Love Sheikh Rashid ❤️
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Thoroughthinker Oct 29, 2016 04:47pm
Reminds his wonderful feats for Pindiits in the shape of Leh Expressway with Bullet-trains running on it.
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Nessar Ahmed Oct 29, 2016 04:53pm
What a politician he is everyones hero now!
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Arif Mobeen Oct 29, 2016 05:14pm
Haha love this guy!
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Khan Mohsin Oct 29, 2016 05:17pm
When swagger, style, elegance, heropanti and maula jatt collide , then Shaikh rasheed is found flexing a cigar LOL.
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Masoud Oct 29, 2016 05:18pm
Sheikh Rashid ZINDABAD. He made the top brass short of oxygen. He runs through the town in his usual gown, waving to the crowd in his best form, this is Sheikh Rashid the ruler of the hearts.
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Maqsood Oct 29, 2016 05:26pm
James bond or van dam, very nice
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Maqsood Oct 29, 2016 05:26pm
Same on Nov 2
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Sara Oct 29, 2016 05:30pm
@Iqbal rangoonwala Good leaders lead from the front they don't hide.
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Masood Hussain Oct 29, 2016 05:46pm
The Sheikh has proved true to his character'
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Prateik Oct 29, 2016 05:48pm
These gimmicks won't get him senate seats.
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Parvez Oct 29, 2016 06:05pm
Sheikh Rashid ......he da man.
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Shujaat Khan Oct 29, 2016 06:14pm
Never ever leave home without a toupee.
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James bond Oct 29, 2016 06:21pm
@Az what a great entrance , lol , fantastic run !!!!
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Waqar Oct 29, 2016 06:30pm
Great style, won hearts of many.
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talat haque Oct 29, 2016 06:41pm
Great work Images !!!!
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Dr. Salaria, Aamir Ahmad Oct 29, 2016 07:16pm
Whatever they say, he is one of his kind, the unique and the distinguished; Sheikh Rashid Ahmad of Lal Hawili, Rawalpindi-Islamic Republic of Pakistan.
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saber Oct 29, 2016 07:44pm
He is heat beat of RawalPindi. We love him..........awami leader ....grand public figure.
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RAEES JAVERI Oct 29, 2016 08:05pm
Hats off to Sheikh Rasheed.He always does what he says.he is bold-Brave and aggresive.AML Zindabad
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TheTruth Oct 29, 2016 08:25pm
Name is Rasheed , Sheikh Rasheed.
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Jibboo Oct 29, 2016 08:32pm
How can the commentators below glorify a man who has occupied land illegally. Whether the current action is politically motivated has no bearing on the fundamental fact that the man has illegally occupied and encroached upon land which is not his--period! Please stop glorifying lawlessness however theatrically it has been carried out.
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sana-1 Oct 29, 2016 08:45pm
What happened to our generation? i mean are we really enjoying this kinda show? if he was in another country, he would have known what its like to even say that you will do 144 pieces of a law!
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Sarfaraz Oct 29, 2016 08:49pm
Shaikh sahib. Tusi chhaa gaye
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Najam Oct 29, 2016 09:41pm
I have mixed feelings about SR but he true politician and there are few like him.
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Hassan Oct 29, 2016 09:56pm
What you mark as the shadiest exit was actually the entrance...
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Nabeel ahmad Oct 29, 2016 10:05pm
Hahaha.. Perfectly put it.
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Nabeel ahmad Oct 29, 2016 10:08pm
James bond 007 would be proud of his mentor (sheikh Rasheed) feat.
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Mohammad Masroor Oct 29, 2016 11:37pm
You missed one point. Keep publishing you location on FB and show dumb your opponents are.
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KHIZIR FAROOQI Oct 29, 2016 11:52pm
NO DOUBT, Shaikh Rasheed is the HIRO of FRIDAY show
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Umair Oct 30, 2016 12:52am
The only leader in Pakistan that I like! He might have many faults but atleast he is an honest Pakistani.
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Mansoor Oct 30, 2016 12:57am
EPIC article! - hahah this is a masterpiece
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yunas Oct 30, 2016 01:16am
Heard a lot about sulaimani topi in my childhood.May be he has got one
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rainman Oct 30, 2016 01:21am
scotch whiskey and cigars nothing like this
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Lost in Thoughts All Alone Oct 30, 2016 01:22am
@Jibboo The comment section is only applauding him because of his affiliation with the PTI dharna. Had he been pro-government, I'm sure we'd be hearing tales of his many crimes.
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Jalaluddin S. Hussain Oct 30, 2016 01:42am
I remember him from the Suez Canal protest days (1950s)!. In Rawalpindi we used to march with college and school students - he from Gordon College and I from Government College, but marching together. The world is so small. Now he smokes Cuban cigars, in the capital twin cities of Pakistan and I enjoy maple syrup in Quebec, thousands of miles away, but still enjoying his theatrics, taunts and jokes!
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Naeem khan Oct 30, 2016 03:12am
Chameleon member of all ruling elites for 3 decades and more bachelor? Knows how to play the game and still going strong whilst others have come and gone eternal survivor.
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Sufi Oct 30, 2016 03:13am
@sana-1 our generation is much better than the last, thank you very much. At least we are not happy being mediocre and are aspiring to do better. And this utopian view of "another country", is always surprising to me. I guess you forgot about Trump glorifying war crimes during his speech without any serious blowback. Immoral laws should be opposed, a law is not automatically sacred.
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Abdul Muqtadir Oct 30, 2016 03:34am
He thrives on turbulance
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Manaal Oct 30, 2016 03:41am
@sana-1 I n another country this craziness wouldn't even be happening. In a democratic state, right of protest is protected. Now you decide, is there true 'democracy' in Pakistan or is it just a sham in the name of democracy?! I'll go with the latter!
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Ash Oct 30, 2016 03:49am
Thanks but no thanks. I remember IK saying once if SR thinks of himself as a successful politician then he doesn't want to be a successful politician.
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Rana Rohail Oct 30, 2016 08:18am
Great man
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Shahban Oct 30, 2016 09:24am
Sharam Tum Ko Magar Nahe Aati !!
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Patriotic Oct 30, 2016 09:26am
I remember only one such guy.... who was federal minister for Railways in the last vicious dictatorship.....now he is also changing for democracy.....hah
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Samad Chaudhry London Oct 30, 2016 11:57am
Enjoyed it more than a clip of Charlie Chaplin film
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imam ali Oct 31, 2016 12:51am
Revolutionary leader
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Parmoon Shuja Oct 31, 2016 03:09am
Pakistan need such political leaders like Imran Khan, Sk. Rashid and Mullana Tahir ul Qadri to lead the Nation so that the people can get justice honor and prosperity.
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Limitless obsessions Oct 31, 2016 06:28am
Shaikh Rasheed a leader of masses,he speaks simple language of street but no bad words,he is loved by poor people ,middle class,upper mid class,and elite,he is honest,bold,brave,and a true politician,but extremely loyal to motherland. The PML(N) leaders put all their efforts to stop him,but Shaikh is brilliant valiant he used his minimum leverage,and geniously planned a way in and way out, and kept his word. Great job. The people of Pakistan have full confidence in Shaikh Sahab,and his trust sustained to more heights.Good luck Shaikh Sahab,keep it up.
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ak Oct 31, 2016 11:26am
One of the best moments suitable for a "Thug Life" pick. Make some noise for the pindi boys.
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Sameer Oct 31, 2016 07:10pm
This guy is brilliant. I wish I was friends with him.
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Rommi Oct 31, 2016 08:11pm
Pakistani Rajnikant
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Dr. Khan Nov 01, 2016 12:48pm
@Limitless obsessions excellent discription of SR
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Noman Ansari Nov 02, 2016 08:42pm
I missed the disclaimer and now I'm offended.
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naim Nov 03, 2016 05:34pm
Awsome....love u SR
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