Brenda Song and Macaulay Culkin had a baby together

Published 13 Apr, 2021 01:15pm

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In the weirdest crossover episode ever, the couple welcomed baby Dakota on April 5.

Hollywood's child stars are now having children of their own.

Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin and The Suite Life of Zack and Cody star Brenda Song announced the birth of their baby boy on Monday, and as regular as the news is, it caught the internet in shock. Dakota Song Culkin was born April 5 in Los Angeles.

The coupled named their son after Culkin's sister, Dakota, who tragically passed away after being hit by a car in 2008.

“Mother, Father and Baby are all healthy and happy,” read a statement from Culkin’s publicist, provided to The Times. The statement reported the parents were 'overjoyed'.

Really, who saw this coming? Since when were they even a couple?

The internet was, obviously, as lost as us.

Above all, we feel old. Like, really old. 99 years old.

Though the humour in this crossover is not lost to us.

Unless they teach them on a 12345R car.

In all honesty though, we're glad for the couple. It was just yesterday that Culkin's horror stories of drug abuse and what not broke out, causing great concern. We're glad he's (seemingly) getting his life together, and wish the couple the best of luck!