Are you a doctor? Yes? Great, now leave.
For everyone else, a new joke trend on Twitter has kicked off that'll remind you of how you aren't a doctor - in other words, a failure in the eyes of society and your family.
And yes we mean the medical practitioners who have co-opted the term and not those who have earned a doctorate. Points if you get the Captain Holt reference:
Forget the Urdu PhD
In this economy?
How bout 3 stars then?
Here we thought this was the future
Someone call Pagliacci
Parents are never influenced
Even the engineers!?
And then you snap