All the jokes about the font Calibri that you should read today
'Calibri,' the font we all know so well, was thrust into the spotlight as the joint investigation team (JIT) report submitted to the Supreme Court (SC) on Monday used it as evidence that documents submitted by the Sharif family were doctored.
While there remains some dispute about whether the font was in fact available before 2007 or not, Pakistanis observing the proceedings of this case were quick to unleash their wit.
To some, Calibri was the undisputed champion...
Finally Calibri won & 35 years of politics lost.#HistoryCreated pic.twitter.com/ZLuaafI3mI
— Saad Khan (@realsaadkhan) July 10, 2017
...that took its opponents by surprise
When you realize Calibri font you used to forge documents in 2006 was released in 2007. pic.twitter.com/wef94GJVrK
— Svengali (@Ronin212) July 10, 2017
 July 10, 2017
Harsher still
Calibri font was made by Abba Ji in "Ittefaq Fontry" before 1965: CM Shehbaz
— Svengali (@Ronin212) July 11, 2017
Though this one might top them both
Bill Gates personally thanking Nawaz Sharif for inventing Calibri font. pic.twitter.com/NBBfV2NNaQ
— Mahrukh✨ (@Mahrukh_Irshad) July 11, 2017
Some used this as teachable moment
Pay attention to Typography & Graphic Design history or get caught forging a document. #Calibri #JIT
— µsmañ Hashmi ™ (@uzii_hashmi) July 10, 2017
Do corruption but don't use calibri font
— Ali Asad (@aliasadch) July 11, 2017
We see what you did there!
Quite an interesting kern of events with this Calibri business.
— Bissmah Mehmud (@bissmahmehmud) July 11, 2017
There were Covfefe references
Who cares about Covfefe when the entire government can crumble due to #Calibri!
— ibuiltthesky (@aliakberhabib) July 11, 2017
And expected puns
inn logo ka calibri hi nahi hai iss mulk ko chalanay ka
— Ahmer Naqvi (@karachikhatmal) July 10, 2017
Who wouldn't want to be a fly on the wall?
Family: What happened?
— Baji Please (@BajiPlease) July 11, 2017
Maryam Baji: #Calibri font pic.twitter.com/2KwExDjSO4
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