Love it or hate it, you can't escape lawn fever.
Yep, it's that time of the year, when we lose all rational thinking and stampede through stores, shoving whoever gets in our way to get our hands on the latest lawn designs.
A quick glance at the lawn catalogues littering our office revealed some fascinating accessories trends that lawn adverts apparently want to catch on. Get on the bandwagon before it's too late!
An obscenely large dog
The folks at Farah Talib Aziz and Elan are taking the phrase 'dogs are a man's best friend' quite seriously. Get yourself a big, fluffy dog — all the cool kids seem to have one!
You know, for if you're not a dog person...
Better find yourself a non-desi husband, quick!
A Chinese hand fan
'Cos what better way to beat the Karachi heat, right?
Handy for monsoon season.
Some women have bodyguards, others have matadors.
Could also moonlight as driving gloves; a double win for the germophobe!
Now you can literally climb your way to success.
Useful for lugging around all these accessories wherever you go.
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