Updated Jan 07, 2017 05:30pm

How to plan the perfect first date according to Atif Aslam

Yes boys, take note (please don't).
Yes boys, take note (please don't).

Atif Aslam released his single 'Pehli Dafa' yesterday and we've picked up on a few dating tips from the singer.

The song is full of lovey dovey anecdotes and descriptions of exactly how you feel when you are with your one and only. How 'Ik woh nazar, ik woh nigaah, Rooh mein shaamil iss tarah' and all that jazz. So original, so Atif.

How is this song different from the many love songs Atif has sang with videos of him in eye-catching backdrops and a pretty girl just existing?

Because it's not about when you first see that beautiful being who makes your heart go loopy. Oh no, this is beyond the beginning. This is the first date. Yes boys, take note (please don't).

That time after you have mustered all your strength to ask your crush out and he/she said yes! Now what? You need to impress! Worry not, child, Atif Aslam here shows us exactly what is needed to impress.

So just relax and check out Atif Aslam's ten tips on how to ace your first date. Watch and learn, boys. Watch and learn:

1) Fly your date off to an exotic location

2) Dinner? Movie? Pfft, you take 'em to the ruins

3) Dress like you've stepped right out of the matrix

4) And then keep switching clothes, cuz you know, gotta give 'em the best of both worlds

5) Channel your inner Shah Rukh Khan

6) Don't give her attention when she asks for it. Pretend she doesn't exist

7) Surprise your date. Sneak up on her and linger...

8) Find yourself a Brazilian, because Mahira Khan ain't good enough

9) Most importantly, maintain safe distance, because... desi aunties

10) And windmills... just because. Apparently Brazilian women dig it

Disclaimer: this article is categorised as humour/satire. Its content is not meant to be read literally, and the views expressed here do not necessarily reflect the views of the writer or the views of the IMAGES editorial staff.


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Taimoor khan Jan 07, 2017 04:25pm

Didn't he find any Pakistani beauty,

changez khan Jan 07, 2017 04:28pm

You can find lots and lots of more talented and more pleasing,cute,beautiful goddesses in Pakistan.

hani Jan 07, 2017 05:33pm

Hey! Boys are no longer interested in dates...hmm

yauqut khan Jan 07, 2017 05:53pm

@Taimoor khan pakistani beauties aren't bold.indian girls are more bold than beautiful.

Alba Jan 07, 2017 06:15pm

The perfect date? Your parents will plan it for you.

Syed Jan 07, 2017 06:56pm

Nice video.. shong isn't very special though.

Rida Jan 07, 2017 08:08pm

He could have easily found much better looking and better at acting beauties in Pakistan

Vijay Jan 07, 2017 10:32pm

@Rida Dating and marrying are personal choices why don't you folks mind your own business.

Goga Nalaik Jan 08, 2017 05:21am

This song was filmed in Ephese Turkey

IMTIAZ ALI KHAN Jan 08, 2017 07:42am

@Taimoor khan Pakistani girls are stunning, we all know that even Indians know about that. So q pareshan ho rahay hoo yaar. Beauty knows no borders.

Shetty Jan 08, 2017 09:44am

Girl is indian, Illeana D cruz

Naxalite Jan 08, 2017 10:13am


Mir Jan 08, 2017 11:39am

Nothing wrong with Illena..indian or not. She's beautiful. Atif's video his choice.

Nida Chauhan Jan 08, 2017 12:01pm

This is funny

Dr. Salaria, Aamir Ahmad Jan 08, 2017 03:42pm

What a silly joke?

M.IRfan Jan 09, 2017 10:12am

It is great....