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8 things from India that Pakistan must ban right now
The high road is for suckers. Know what's the best way to deal with conflict? Retaliation!
First India banned our actors, then our drama serials; what's next? We need to show them who's boss.
Read more: Indian film association bans Pakistani talent from working in India
This means that anything remotely Indian must go. Let's start with these eight:
1) Abs, especially Ranveer Singh's
We can't tell you how many Pakistani women have been disarmed by Ranveer Singh's abs.
Or how many people have been immobilised by Katrina Kaif's bod.
Surely this is a ploy to weaken us. Ban abs!