If you remember all these statements, we won't blame you for if watching Chain Aye Na's latest "amazing item song" confuses you.
One thing's for sure: Syed Noor definitely didn't mislead us when he said Chain Aye Na is like 90's cinema,
BUT here's an alternative theory: Maybe this is part of Syed Noor's genius master plan to show Pakistan a mirror by using his films to feature all that stuff we just love to hate, like:
1) Partial nudity
As a nation, we never miss an opportunity to shame a little bit of cleavage. Maybe that's why Adil Murad showed off so much?
2) Provocative dancing
An answer to everyone who is morally outraged by item numbers.
3) Women who know what they want and aren't afraid to ask for it
Girl, let him know if you're digging that chest hair!
4) Household pets
When you finally move out of mom's house and bae lets you fulfill your lifelong dream of keeping a pet.
5) Sleeveless clothes
Maybe Syed Noor's the feminist filmmaker we've all been waiting for; Adil Murad's showing off his calves so Sobia Khan can flaunt her arms!
Can't blame her for dressing for the occasion, things seem to be really heating up...
6) Intoxicating substances
Awkward moment when you flaunt the liquor bottles and can no longer pretend it's apple juice.
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