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There was a time, not so long ago, when X was called Twitter and what you did on there was called a tweet. But now that X is X, you can apparently do anything on the platform, including caw and maybe even squawk.

If you’re confused — and we were too — let us explain.

On Wednesday, user @croww_things posted what appeared to be an essay, or an article, or some kind of manifesto onto the site — the reason we can’t tell what it was is that it was written entirely in Crow.

What we can tell is that the statement was fairly contentious, because it attracted a community note in what appeared to be Parrot.

Some people, however, felt this was a disguise and that someone else was actually trying to discredit the crow.

Sparrow, for their part, didn’t immediately deny the rumour and actually thanked whoever put up the community note.

Or maybe they did deny it; we honestly can’t tell.

A raven had some shade to cast on the crow.

Wolf just wanted some peace and quiet to rest.

Thankfully, this being peak spooky season, one user was able to come up with a solution to the problem.

This dog also had something to say — we don’t speak Dog either; can someone please help translate?

Basically, we need someone to tell us what’s going on.