Updated 06 Apr, 2018 09:33am

Who is Qandeel Baloch and what is she doing on my timeline?

Qandeel Baloch is what's going around on the social media circuit. And no one saw her coming.

Facebook has a new bug, and its name is Qandeel Baloch.

If a friend (or now sworn enemy) hasn't coughed up one of her selfie videos on your timeline, you should consider yourself very lucky – and block possible trolls in advance.

Because Qandeel Baloch is what's going around on the social media circuit. And no one saw her coming.

Once a model and TV actress, she's now a popular choice for Dubsmash and also a fixture on the morning shows for when some extra masala is needed. So vicious is she, that she's succeeded in booing Mathira off the sets!

Yup, she's that catty!

Here's 8 more things to know about her:

1- She was the product of this unholy alliance:

2- Since she considered the above meme a compliment, we know who her inspirations are! We also know who her inspirations are not...

"Don't call me Meera... or Mathira... or whatever!"

3- But competition-wise, it's Waqar Zaka who's her arch enemy:

Qandeel has some strong feelings about the latest in his life

Blasting Waqar for faking his Facebook hack for fame two days ago, she utters a most emphatic "I hate you, b******!" We wonder if she really means, "Wish I had thought of that!"

4- Never seen without 434 layers of make-up, it's no surprise that Qandeel cares about her looks:

Is she marvelous, extraordinary or sexy? This guy thinks she's all three...

5- She really is a glutton for punish... err.. compliments?

"Was missing your ganday comments and galiyan," she says

6- She once had dreams of being a singer:

Remember her Pakistan Idol audition?

Who can forget it? The supposed actress-model-wannabe aunty stood out with style, strode into the audition room atop her six-inch stilettos and promptly debauched a Hadiqa Kiani number to the point that even the pop queen was forced to disown the song!

7- The celeb lifestyle sometimes gets her down:

She's feeling 'marr jao' in this one

8- But she's soon back on her feet:

She has a special message for her 'female haters'!

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