Black Friday is here, and even though Thanksgiving and every consumer event that follows is completely unconnected to Pakistan, we must celebrate it.
At least that's what we concluded after checking out the tsunami of Black Friday sales in stores across Pakistan.
Leaving aside the whole issue of the word 'black' being associated with Friday (cough, get over it) we decided to take a close look at exactly WHAT was on sale this weekend.
What we found was pretty funny and sometimes downright weird.
Besides your typical TVs, gaming consoles and water coolers, here's a list of other 'essentials' on markdown right now:
If you hate your face this product might just be for you! This product "slims the bridge of your nose" and at just Rs390, isn't it a steal?
Is it a disguise? Camouflage? Or just a very comfortable nightie? We're not sure, and we're probably never going to find out.
We're getting serial killer vibes from this "Flex Top Veneer Cosmetic Teeth for Instant Smile".
Not ok, not ok.
Slip these into your shoes and raise your height by up to 2 inches! No one will notice.
Because no birthday is complete without a rotating flower petal candle.
With a compass, of course. You'll never miss a shot.
It "prevents you from sweating" and is "100% risk-free". So if you're worried about sweating in your armpits, which is making you sweat more, these sweat pads will stop the sweating.
In other words, don't sweat it!
You can wear it in 26 different ways. We're totally impressed by the versatility of this truly amazing scarf!
It's an actual umbrella, fully mechanical (it folds n' all), except it's a cotton umbrella so might not be ideal for stormy weather.
Can't go to bed without reading a book first? Save yourself the inconvenience of lifting your head with prism spectacles, better known as "lazy glasses".
Because why would seeing a living mouse glued on the floor and trying to escape be a disturbing sight?
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