Yep, it's that time of the year now — Lahore Literary Festival time!
LLF, which was meant to begin on Friday instead kicks off today; Shortened from a three-day fest to a two-day event, it is now being held at Avari Hotel.
We give you the lowdown in real time on who showed up, who ate what, who wore what (come on, it's Lahore!) and which ideas/sessions we were most inspired by.
9.30pm: Twitter spells out the verdict on Day 1:
Some gave an encouraging thumbs-up:
A few thought they missed out:
Others couldn't get over how cramped it got:
8.pm: Credit due to LLF organisers for arranging a last-minute venue substitute, but visitors, who have turned up by the droves, suffer:
6.15pm: No surprises here - Zia Mohyeddin's session leaves no seats empty.
Looks like management messed up a bit here:
Still, the session was a hit:
5:25: One of the more anticipated sessions 'Friends, Not Masters? Addressing the post-Obama U.S.-Pakistan equation' kicks off.
Steven Coll, the dean of Columbia Journalism School says what we've all been thinking: "Donald Trump will not be the next President of the USA. His record is one of opportunism."
"We need to dial down our America fetish, which means lower expectations," states Sherry Rehman mincing no words.
5:18: Now happening — 'Satire as Self-Defense' featuring Ashok Ferrey, Mohammed Hanif andNed Beauman with Rachel Holmes. And it's a popular one!
"You've got to be punching something that can punch back for it to be satire" shares Ned Beauman.
5:10pm: Uh oh, the fashion police has also arrived!
5:00pm: 'Feminism and Global Politics' wraps up in roaring applause and a standing ovation.
4:45pm: Poet Raja Sadiqullah had a bone to pick and understandably so!
"After the exclusion of Punjabi sessions, LLF may as well stand for London Lucknow Festival."