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5 gifts Imran Khan would've loved instead of a gold-plated Kalashnikov

5 gifts Imran Khan would've loved instead of a gold-plated Kalashnikov

Perhaps a gold-plated '92 World Cup trophy so IK could show it off while also bragging about it
16 Jan, 2019

Did you hear? Premiere Imran Khan was just gifted a gold-plated Kalashnikov with bullets by the Governor of Saudi Arabia’s Tabuk province, Prince Fahad bin Sultan bin Abdul Aziz.

What use is this to IK?... We're not sure yet - but he seems extremely happy to be receiving it.

However, we're at odds with this choice of present and feel the PM could've been given a more 'thoughtful' gift, because really, Imran Khan is a man of simple taste.

Here're 5 things we feel would've been best suited for the PM. For starters...

1) A new set of clothes

It's a known fact that Imran Khan refuses to buy new clothes and since all his clothes are worn out, like IK's wife Bushra Maneka says they are, a few shalwar kameez and suits would've been a sweet gift. #NewYearNewMe

2) A gold replica of the '92 World Cup trophy

Let's be real, Imran Khan's 1992 World Cup win is something Insaafiyans cannot stop bragging about - and neither can he. Ask any PTI supporter why IK is best suited for his role as PM and they'll argue that he won us the World Cup... in the early 90s... which really isn't the same as running the country BUT it's still a win and this way at least Imran gets to brag about it while also showing it off in gold!

3) A free lifetime supply of Al Baik chicken

We all have our favourites, Nawaz loves paye, Imran loves chicken, what better way to win the PM's heart than a free lifetime supply of broasted chicken from the one restaurant Saudi Arabia is known for?

4) A set of gold dumbbells

The Prime Minister loves to exercise, we know because he's shown us, over and over and over again. A pair of gold dumbbells would've proved to IK that he's really, truly cared for.

5) More money for the dam fund

Nothing speaks volumes of love (for IK) than donating money towards his dam fund. Although the KSA has already donated Rs62 million towards it, it would've made up for the remaining population of our country that lives below poverty line - also not every expat can afford to donate $1000 or every Pakistani, Rs10.


This article is categorised as humour/satire. Its content is not meant to be read literally.

Comments

Info Jan 16, 2019 04:42pm
"Man With The Golden Gun"! And, this is symbolic more for Pak Forces geostrategic successful actions!
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Raghu Jan 16, 2019 04:56pm
I dint find it funny though.
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Khan Kashkol Jan 16, 2019 05:05pm
Lesser said the better!
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Arif Khan Jan 16, 2019 05:14pm
You can not be choosy on gifts.
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Fazal Rizvi Jan 16, 2019 06:02pm
Super funny indeed! A good read!
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rehan Jan 16, 2019 06:09pm
Only Saudies will make gifts like this. He should sell it and put it on the Dam fund.
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Asif Jan 16, 2019 06:12pm
A gun in the gold cannot bring peace. PM should have refused to accept.
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Humayun R. Ali Jan 16, 2019 06:36pm
Didn't quite get the point of the article.
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Afia Jan 16, 2019 07:34pm
A golden dove would have been better, as sign of peace.
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N_Saq Jan 16, 2019 08:09pm
A gift is a gift. It is a token of friendship. What good is a Sindhi ajrak, or a medal of bravery etc either? It is a gift of appreciation or friendship etc. You just accept the gift.
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FA Jan 16, 2019 08:15pm
Gold dumbbells will be the best I guess.
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Reality Jan 17, 2019 12:10am
He can afford one made of gold, why gold plated?
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NADEEM S TAHIR Jan 17, 2019 12:35am
You forgot an apartment in London under the name of his sister.
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Waseem Hanif Jan 17, 2019 01:17am
In short he only loves, Gold, money and free stuff
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Nasir J Khan Jan 17, 2019 01:25am
@rehan I agree, It should be auctioned publicly and the proceeds will be given to the Dam fund.
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Tarik Jan 17, 2019 01:38am
Auction this gift to raise funds for the dam.
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honky Jan 17, 2019 02:55am
@Info agreed this is reflective of the price we need to pay, our guns fighting others wars
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Texan Jan 17, 2019 04:57am
At least it wasn't a gold toilet that another prince gave it to her daughter on her wedding!!
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Fk Jan 17, 2019 08:02am
In return they will get permit for hunting which IK was opposed when he was in opposition.
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Junaid Jan 17, 2019 08:38am
What about a golden 'U'?
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Sridhar Jan 17, 2019 08:48am
This gift Reflects the thinking and the mind of saudis..
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Syed Jan 17, 2019 09:03am
You've missed "a pair of Peshawari chappal" stitched with golden thread!!!
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Imran Sheikh Jan 17, 2019 09:04am
Talk about small mercies! It could have have been a gold-plated bone-saw.
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shehryar mughal Jan 17, 2019 09:07am
A gold plated sewing machine perhaps?
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Yawar Jan 17, 2019 09:22am
Looks like IK just woke up from his sleep and could not find his hair brush. So a hair brush maybe?
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Must learn Jan 17, 2019 09:38am
@N_Saq . It’s OK . But please note the Sindhi Ajrak and Topi are signs of Sofi love culture, the hallmarks of Sindhi is love,honesty,and service to mankind, even today the Sindh land is the greatest accommodater to all men without discrimination. I
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Mohsin Raza Bhutta Jan 17, 2019 09:44am
The 2nd point is self created objection by PTI Opponents, however the PTI Supporters Know very well that why they selected Imran Khan
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Ahmed Jan 17, 2019 10:10am
You will never find any non Muslim country head giving a gun as gift to another non Muslim country head..
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Ali Abbas Jan 17, 2019 10:14am
I thought satire was supposed to be funny. No?
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Nazki Jan 17, 2019 10:25am
Handsome chunk of money for Dam fund Would have been sweetiest gift
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Shahzad Jan 17, 2019 11:05am
Someone Give me an AK as well Please. LOL
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Bilal Jan 17, 2019 11:56am
What about a golden hair dye rather than the black one has using now. Or a new hair transplant ?
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Balvir Singh bhachu Jan 17, 2019 01:57pm
PM Imran Khan greatest PM in the history of Pakistan and rest of the world. EVERY body love him. He is doing greatest job in the parliament of Pakistan for the poorest people. Inshallah he will be continues ruling Pakistan next 30 years.
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